January 24, 2013

bendingsignpost:

salmonking:

the-vashta-nerada:

i made a cover of the misty mountains from the hobbit but i replaced all the vocals with kazoos

… Ben.

I did not know it but this is exactly what I needed to cheer me up. Thank you, dude.

(via tardis-stowaway)

November 18, 2012

followedmystar:

fattiesinlove:

Perfect image set is perfect. 

IT’S LIKE THE BRADY BUNCH

#Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was living with her very lovely mum #Both of them had hair of gold from peroxide #And she worked in a shop #Here’s the story of a man named Doctor #Who was living in his TARDIS on his own #He’s a Time Lord and he’s like no other #And he was all alone #Then the one day when the Doctor met Rose Tyler #And he knew that she would travel far with him #That these two plus all these great companions and that’s the way they all became the TARDIS bunch #The TARDIS bunch #The TARDIS bunch #That’s the way they become the TARDIS bunch

(via tardis-stowaway)

November 16, 2012

tardis-stowaway:

nautics:

so-treu:

thefemme-menace:

omg i’m crying.

if you were considering not listening. STOP. PRESS PLAY.

I don’t know if people too much older or younger than me will catch the reference, but for the generation that gets it this post is fucking hilarious. 

I’m laughing so hard it hurts.

(Source: j.gs)

August 11, 2012
tardis-stowaway:

somethingaboutnoodles:

hpphans:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

Oh god, I thought this was the Phantom’s mask.
Can the Phantom please have a donut mask from now on?

And then when he kidnaps Christine and she wakes up, she can eat his mask because she’s hungry because he didn’t let her have dinner with Raoul, and then Eric has to get a whole different donut mask because Christine ate the first one.

And then when he comes in at the end of Masquerade, he’s wearing a whole cake on his face.

The PHAAANNNNTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERRREEEEEE.
INSIDE YOUR PIESSSSSS.

IN SLEEP HE BAKED FOR ME
IN DREAMS SOUFLE’D
DESSERT WHICH CALLS TO ME
AND GIVES ME CAKE
AND DO I EAT AGAIN?
FOR NOW I FIND
THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERE
INSIDE MY PIES

FATHER ONCE SPOKE OF A BAKER
I USED TO DREAM HE’D APPEAR
NOW AS I SING I CAN SMELL HIM
AND I KNOWWWW HEEEE’S HERREEEEEEEE

TWISTED EVERY WAY
WHAT PRETZELS CAN I TASTE?
AM I TO WISK MY EGGS
TO WIN THE CHANCE TO BASTE?
CAN I BETRAY THE MAN WHO ONCE INSPIRED MY BREAD?
DO I BECOME HIS CAKE? CAN I HAVE CREPES INSTEAD?
HE STIRS WITHOUT A THOUGHT
HE FLAMBÉES ALL THAT’S GOOD
I KNOW I CAN’T REFUSE
AND YET I WISH I COULD
OH GOD IF I AGREE WHAT CONFECTIONS WAIT FOR ME
IN THIS, THE PHANTOM’S BAKERY?

THINK OF BREAD
THINK OF BREAD FONDLY
WHEN WE’VE SAID GOODBYE
REMEMBER CAKE ONCE IN A WHILE
PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU’LL TRY
THEN YOU’LL FIND THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU LONG
TO TAKE YOUR PIE BACK AND BE FREE
IF YOU EVER FIND A COOKIE
SPARE ONE BITE FOR ME


ALL I ASK IS EVERY BITE OF COOKIE
SAY THE WORD AND I WILL BAKE FOR YOU
SHARE EACH SNACK WITH ME, EACH PIE, EACH CUPCAKE
ANYTHING YOU EAT, LET ME EAT TOO
LOVE BREAD, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU

WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL BURN THE BUNS?
WHAT RICH DARK CHOCOLATES ICE THIS CAKE?
WHAT SWEET CONFECTIONS LIE BEFORE US?
PAST THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES
THE FINAL FLAMBE
WHAT WARM UNSPOKEN PASTRIES WILL WE MAKE?
BEYOND THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES

YOU ALONE CAN MAKE THESE DONUTS RIGHT
HELP ME BAKE THE CUPCAKES OF THE NIGHT

HIS PIES WILL FIND ME THERE
THOSE PIES THAT BURN
AND IF HE HAS TO BREAK A THOUSAND EGGS
THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY WILL BEAT AND WHIP AGAIN

I love you all. 

I swear two Phantom of the Opera posts in the past few days doesn’t mean I’m regressing to the un-hip fandom of my 11 year-old self.  This is just far too amazing not to reblog!

tardis-stowaway:

somethingaboutnoodles:

hpphans:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

creativelemons:

eeponine:

Oh god, I thought this was the Phantom’s mask.

Can the Phantom please have a donut mask from now on?

And then when he kidnaps Christine and she wakes up, she can eat his mask because she’s hungry because he didn’t let her have dinner with Raoul, and then Eric has to get a whole different donut mask because Christine ate the first one.

And then when he comes in at the end of Masquerade, he’s wearing a whole cake on his face.

The PHAAANNNNTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERRREEEEEE.

INSIDE YOUR PIESSSSSS.

IN SLEEP HE BAKED FOR ME

IN DREAMS SOUFLE’D

DESSERT WHICH CALLS TO ME

AND GIVES ME CAKE

AND DO I EAT AGAIN?

FOR NOW I FIND

THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERE

INSIDE MY PIES

FATHER ONCE SPOKE OF A BAKER

I USED TO DREAM HE’D APPEAR

NOW AS I SING I CAN SMELL HIM

AND I KNOWWWW HEEEE’S HERREEEEEEEE

TWISTED EVERY WAY

WHAT PRETZELS CAN I TASTE?

AM I TO WISK MY EGGS

TO WIN THE CHANCE TO BASTE?

CAN I BETRAY THE MAN WHO ONCE INSPIRED MY BREAD?

DO I BECOME HIS CAKE? CAN I HAVE CREPES INSTEAD?

HE STIRS WITHOUT A THOUGHT

HE FLAMBÉES ALL THAT’S GOOD

I KNOW I CAN’T REFUSE

AND YET I WISH I COULD

OH GOD IF I AGREE WHAT CONFECTIONS WAIT FOR ME

IN THIS, THE PHANTOM’S BAKERY?

THINK OF BREAD

THINK OF BREAD FONDLY

WHEN WE’VE SAID GOODBYE

REMEMBER CAKE ONCE IN A WHILE

PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU’LL TRY

THEN YOU’LL FIND THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU LONG

TO TAKE YOUR PIE BACK AND BE FREE

IF YOU EVER FIND A COOKIE

SPARE ONE BITE FOR ME

ALL I ASK IS EVERY BITE OF COOKIE

SAY THE WORD AND I WILL BAKE FOR YOU

SHARE EACH SNACK WITH ME, EACH PIE, EACH CUPCAKE

ANYTHING YOU EAT, LET ME EAT TOO

LOVE BREAD, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU

WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL BURN THE BUNS?

WHAT RICH DARK CHOCOLATES ICE THIS CAKE?

WHAT SWEET CONFECTIONS LIE BEFORE US?

PAST THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES

THE FINAL FLAMBE

WHAT WARM UNSPOKEN PASTRIES WILL WE MAKE?

BEYOND THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES

YOU ALONE CAN MAKE THESE DONUTS RIGHT

HELP ME BAKE THE CUPCAKES OF THE NIGHT

HIS PIES WILL FIND ME THERE

THOSE PIES THAT BURN

AND IF HE HAS TO BREAK A THOUSAND EGGS

THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY WILL BEAT AND WHIP AGAIN

I love you all. 

I swear two Phantom of the Opera posts in the past few days doesn’t mean I’m regressing to the un-hip fandom of my 11 year-old self.  This is just far too amazing not to reblog!

August 4, 2012

bakerstreetbabes:

finalproblem:

I would like to put forth the possibility that Irene was in love with her wall safe.

THIS.

Brett

(via tardis-stowaway)

July 26, 2012
tardis-stowaway:

decayingflower:

bamfinajumper:

killercrayonbocks:

Hehehe…

Ba dum tss

I understood that reference :D

I’m laughing and I don’t remember why.

tardis-stowaway:

decayingflower:

bamfinajumper:

killercrayonbocks:

Hehehe…

Ba dum tss

I understood that reference :D

I’m laughing and I don’t remember why.

June 30, 2012

tardis-stowaway:

snazzykaz:

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. 

(But it’s the knowing laughter of someone who once learned an instrument and had similarly horrible gaps between the expectation of what I wanted to sound like and the reality of what I really sounded like.)

June 27, 2012
hiiddles:

[x]

hiiddles:

[x]

(via tardis-stowaway)

March 10, 2012
kaydeefalls:

tzikeh:

Hamlet had a really black thumb, didn’t he.

SNERK.

kaydeefalls:

tzikeh:

Hamlet had a really black thumb, didn’t he.

SNERK.

(via tardis-stowaway)

February 7, 2012

tardis-stowaway:

Giggling like it’s a crime scene.

(Source: paintedbruises)

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