What would you choose?
AUGH THIS HURT.
(via mypoten)
This is probably how it would go.
I want a set of pocket Avengers to keep as pets and they can just climb around on the couch and in the kitchen, tiny Iron Man flying around and messing with TV volume, tiny Thor using his hammer to help me with housework, all of them flirting with each other and being cute and I could just lay around and watch them and coo over them like I do with my cats.
Actually if I’m honest I want this for pretty much all of my fandoms. Especially for the ones that are finished.
Pocket Giles could sit on my dresser dangling his feet off the edge, cleaning his glasses and lecturing me about responsibility and then tiny pocket Hermione and I would play scrabble.
I want a set of pocket Avengers to keep as pets and they can just climb around on the couch and in the kitchen, tiny Iron Man flying around and messing with TV volume, tiny Thor using his hammer to help me with housework, all of them flirting with each other and being cute and I could just lay around and watch them and coo over them like I do with my cats.
I will continue doing this for as long as it remains fun for me. Which will probably be like the entire month of December, lol.
Reblogging for those who didn’t see this last night.
for anyone not in the know, this is still in effect
How is this sexist and degrading?
But this is ok because it’s just “a fandom being a fandom”?
False comparison. Everything in the top is official art. Everything below is fan-made.
(or fan-screencapped, emphasized beyond the original intent, or candidly photographed)
There are more differences than that (social context of sexism and gender, the male gaze, etc) but that’s definitely the main one. It’s one thing for fans to take a character out of their context and hyper-sexualize them to the potential detriment of their story or person; it’s another thing entirely for that to be present in the original commercial media as it is sold to the public.
ivyeyed asked: Stark spangled banner Or Stoni Teheeheeeheeheee
Stark Spangled Banner:
Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) - The Darkness (<- download link)
Feigning joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you
On the 25th day of the 12th month
The sleigh bells are in time ringing true
How we cling each Noel to that snowflake’s hope in hell
that it won’t end
Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.
Well the weather is cruel,
and the season of Yule warms the heart, but it still hurts.
You’ve got your career, spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
So that’s why I pray each and every Christmas day that it won’t end
Don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when you’re not here,
You went away upon boxing day,
Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year.
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, just let them ring in peace.
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
Christmas time, don’t let the bells end
I’M GOING TO ASSUME YOU MEANT STOKI BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S MY AVENGERS OTP
Stoki:
Come Winter - Daphne Loves Derby (<- download link)
The First Day of fall is the last day I’ll kiss the sky
The cold air surprises, my bones have been spoiled by the summer’s heat
The sun hides its face, and I’ll hide mine too
Sooner or later this winter will rain down and leave me to wait for one year.
I’ll be there, I’ll be there
Next year this time, I’ll be there
I’ll dream of the past, and wish that I was there.
I am burning the letters of days gone by
I’m sorry, but I’m scared that my heart will regret all the things that I’ve done
Breathe in all of the ashes of my mistakes.
Gently collapse so no one will notice you’re falling too short of your breath.
I’ve wasted more time dreaming than living.
I’ve wasted more time dreaming…
I’ll be there, I’ll be there
So cherish these days, enjoy every breath like it will be the last of your life.
And never look back, and never look back
Because you won’t forget why you cried.
I will continue doing this for as long as it remains fun for me. Which will probably be like the entire month of December, lol.
Reblogging for those who didn’t see this last night.
Anonymous asked: Captain America/Ironman?
I already did a Stony one, and whilst I might do more if people ask more (there are a lot of songs that fit them BECAUSE ANGSTY LOVE SONGS ARE LIKE THE #1 GENRE OF CHRISTMAS SONG) right now I’m taking to opportunity to do one song for each.
So. Tony Stark:
Christmas Jam - The Trans-Siberian Orchestra (<-download link)
(instrumental)
And Steve Rogers:
Sing You To Sleep - Paper Route (<- download link)
You wouldn’t be up at night
if it wasn’t for Christmas lights
this year has moved in unexpected ways
where the pillow should reach your head
there’s a sorrow that comes instead
and stays with you until the morning light
dreams are hatching, no one’s watching
days are endless, never finished
(sing you to sleep, sing you to sleep)
want the past, but you can’t have it
silent blessing, finally resting
they all try to search for you
but there’s nowhere to send them to
the family room is filled with empty space
the television starts to sing
but it doesn’t say anything
and no one’s saying anything at all
(sing you to sleep, sing you to sleep)
dreams are hatching, no one’s watching
days are endless, never finished
want the past, but you can’t have it
silent blessing, finally resting
(sing you to sleep, sing you to sleep)
burn the bridge that leads to places
where ghosts from Christmas never left us
each new year brings hope and meaning
likebadhorse replied to your post: Put a character or pairing in my ask and if I am familiar with them I will pick out a Christmas song to go with them.
TONY AND STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!
It’s Only Christmas - As Tall As Lions (<- download link)
Its only Christmas
Its only loneliness
Your fevered dream it
Just puts my heart to rest
You saw us both,
As a ghost,
As a soul,
As a breath that comes inside when it’s cold
Well it’s Christmas time in all throughout the land
I want to hold you close and try to make it right
It’s only Christmas
It’s only loneliness
It’s seems so endless,
The way things pile in
Oh baby cold
Turns us all into stone
We ain’t strong enough
To let it all just go
Well it’s Christmas time and all the lights are bright
I want to hold you close and burn them in your eyes
Inside my empty walls, and all that I’ve lost.
Well it’s Christmas time and the world’s stuck on a dream,
Well we feel alright but nothings as it seems
And life keeps bringing us down…this time around
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