Submission from suchwonderfulthings: It’s Willow Smith! Get it? Grandmother Wil— oh nevermind.
Mod comment: I WAS going to sleep tonight but now…
FOR ALL THOSE WHO DON’T GET IT WHEN I SAY THE TREE IN POCAHONTAS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AS A KID.
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
LOOK AT IT.
NOW THAT IT’S BEEN GIVEN TO A HUMAN DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING CREEPY IT IS?!?
YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING AT ME NOW, ARE YOU.
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO TERRIFIED.
BECAUSE SHE’S A SCARY TREE, OKAY? SHE IS SO SCARY.
