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lunacymagazine:

“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”
by the Peach Hips

Spoken dialogue:

Moon: “Hey, hey, have any of you ever gotten a present from Santa?”
Others: “Yes!” “Of course we have!”
Moon: “So, have any of you ever actually met Santa?”
Others: “Uh…”
Mercury: “Well, now that you mention it… we haven’t, have we?”
Others: “Hmm…”
Moon: “I knew it… What kind of a person is Santa?”
Mars: “When he takes off his hat, I wonder what his face looks like?”
Venus: “Hey, hey, what if underneath his beard, he’s actually this SUPER hot older guy?”
Jupiter: “Really, Minako, is that all you think about?”
Venus: “But if it were true, you’d be pretty happy about it too, right Mako?”
Jupiter: “W-well, that’s true, but…”
Moon: “Right!! This year I’m definitely gonna stay up and meet Santa for sure! I’ll help him out with his presents, and together… we’d…” (Yawns)
…
(Dozes off)
Mercury: “Oh dear… looks like Usagi won’t be meeting Santa this year either.”
Others: “That’s for sure.”

Minako are you really thinking of putting the moves on Santa

Minako I….

(Source: sailormusic.net)