THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER OH MY DAMN GOODNESS
D Y I N G
Ron Swanson v. Food
If I were to call my friend and say “hey, I’m sorry, but I’ve come down with a really bad cold and I can’t come out tonight because I feel like...
I WILL PULL YOUR BRAINS OUT THROUGH YOUR NASAL CAVITY YOU LOUD MUSIC PUMPING DOUCHEBAGS
I HAVE TO BE UP AT 4AM TOMORROW
Let the Facebook parade of “Happy Birthday“‘s from people I haven’t spoken to in half a decade begin.
I think my Subway Sandwich Artist today was a postmodernist
Song For Jesse - Nick Cave & Warren Ellis
Wearing my My Little Pony tee at my fancy full time job. I r adult.
MOVING THIS SUMMER TO L.A. FUCK YEAH
OH YEAH. BIG NEWS
Had a chat with my mom… and come mid-late June, I’m hopping on a one-way plane to Los...