I will admit, when you start ranking it next to Pixar movies, it looks a little disappointing. It doesn’t beat out much there, honestly. And whenever I think about it this way I start to get sad.
But then when I start ranking it among Disney Princess movies I start going “OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD FUCK I LOVED THAT MOVIE MERIDA COME HERE LET ME HUG YOU”
So, like, Pixar should totally make more movies with female protagonists and next time not make them princesses and just make them girls who have adventures like their male protagonists do. That would be the best thing ever.
But in the meantime, if we had to add another Princess to the list, I’m glad it was done this way.
Them’s my non-spoilery thoughts.
If I were to call my friend and say “hey, I’m sorry, but I’ve come down with a really bad cold and I can’t come out tonight because I feel like...
I WILL PULL YOUR BRAINS OUT THROUGH YOUR NASAL CAVITY YOU LOUD MUSIC PUMPING DOUCHEBAGS
I HAVE TO BE UP AT 4AM TOMORROW
Let the Facebook parade of “Happy Birthday“‘s from people I haven’t spoken to in half a decade begin.
I think my Subway Sandwich Artist today was a postmodernist
Song For Jesse - Nick Cave & Warren Ellis
Wearing my My Little Pony tee at my fancy full time job. I r adult.
MOVING THIS SUMMER TO L.A. FUCK YEAH
OH YEAH. BIG NEWS
Had a chat with my mom… and come mid-late June, I’m hopping on a one-way plane to Los...