here lies Balin, son of Fundin, lord of Moria
OH I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS
FUCK YOUnO
STOP MAKING THESE THINGS PLEASE.
(Source: princessaryastark)
here lies Balin, son of Fundin, lord of Moria
OH I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS
FUCK YOUnO
STOP MAKING THESE THINGS PLEASE.
(Source: princessaryastark)
Thranduil was, of course, also in the Return of the King. He wasn’t in Fellowship though; that’s why he sent junior to tell the Council of Elrond that Smeagol managed to escape.
You’d think he’s have learnt a thing or two from letting 13 dwarves escape.
DAMMIT THRANDUIL YOU HAD ONE JOB.
P.S. There’ll be more Hobbit/Tolkien shirts in le webstore in the weeks/months to come, so watch this space guys! Or that space. Or…some space. Meanwhile, there’s the Thranduil shirt.
(via delirious-bitter-gardens)
Hipster Hobbits dressed up for Halloween!
They were going to go as a complete breakfast but Frodo messed it up. Gosh Frodo! Merry and Pippin are gonna be a real hit at parties, but Sam has his heart set on Trick-or-Treating.
(via delirious-bitter-gardens)
lotr meme: 3/7 BRO/OTPs
“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.”
“What about side by side with a friend?”
“Aye. I could do that.”
(Source: elijahwood, via scarletsunshine)
Me: I always wonder why there’s a penguin in Cirith Ungol.
Roommate: That’s not a penguin!
Me: It looks like a penguin to me.
Me: Which raises the very important question:
Me: Why would a penguin want to go to Mordor?
Roommate: It’s not-
Me: I mean, Mordor doesn’t seem like a very penguin-friendly climate…
Roommate: It’s not a penguin.
Me: Maybe it was on a penguin-quest? I would read that book. About the penguin who was also fighting the will of Sauron.
Roommate: Except that it’s not a penguin.
Me: I mean, the oliphaunt in the room right now is, How did that penguin get there?
Roommate: It’s not a penguin! It’s a crebain!
Me: Don’t be stupid, crebain aren’t penguins.
Roommate: I hate you.
5. A song which makes you happy.
I am not embarrassed that I have the LotR stage musical cast recording.
Well, not too embarrassed.
Because this song makes me happy and cuddly and want to hug all the things, okay? Sam and Frodo, okay? Like the stories they used to tell OKAY. OKAY? OKAY. Jeeze!
I mean, it’s not a giddy kind of happy. It’s a weepy kind of warm happy that makes me feel all “HOLD ME”, but still.
oh hey
it’s that moment in return of the king where i exploded with tears
in GIF form.
When I Grow Up - Matilda the Musical
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