If you don’t know him already, you MUST visit him. He’s the most adorable, cuddly Asgardian the world has ever known. With him protecting the earth, I feel safe indeed!XD
You have captured my essence perfectly, lillykitten!!
We are like a big, happy family!
Challenge him to a duel! Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.
If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.
Uhh… I would rather defer to Heimdall’s decisions. I’ve learned my lesson in regards to that sort of thing.
I can’t seem to twist my tongue at all, Anonymous!
Ooh look at me I’m Thor and I think I’m sooooo great and popular because I have over 500 followers on tumblr now but I’m not even smart enough to log out of tumblr when I leave the computer!!!!
Everyone thinks I’m soooooo special but my brother Loki is so much better and smarter and more handsome than me and really I should leave the stupid avengers and go be totally devoted to him because he’s so awesome and I’m so pathetic.
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I can’t get flowers to grow in my garden, but onions will sprout in my fridge.
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50...
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