So I woke up earlier this morning and my roommate and our friend M who is hosting Thanksgiving dinner today were in out kitchen cooking because of kitchen troubles.
And then I went back to bed and I was thinking about Thanksgiving and I just woke up from a dream where all of the Thanksgiving guests for tonight’s dinner and I were staying at a hotel that was semi-flooded (on purpose?) and there were like tiny orangutans with finned webbing in their arms in the water and they kept trying to pull us under and we went to this strange museum which was like someone’s house full of cats that would get bigger and smaller and all kinds of vases and then we accidentally entered a private room which was someone’s bedroom and then later ivyeyed needed to charge something and she started a blue and purple electrical fire that could barely be seen and I had to put it out but the museum lady got mad at us and kicked us out and so we went to a zoo and there was snake made out of little pellets and it attacked ivyeyed and it was attacking anyone who came close and because of that the king was considering canceling the magic show competition, but my brother was a competitor so I didn’t want that to happen and I accidentally said mean things about him into a mic and
okay this is getting long so I’m skipping to the end
everyone started becoming evil vampire-like zombie things and I wound up having to violently kill everyone who I’m about to go eat Thanksgiving dinner with, mostly using sectum sempra to sever the head. Luckily Snape was there to make a public announcement about that.
But at least one of them I snapped her neck on the ground with my foot and then later she got up again and I had to kill her again.
And like I just woke up.
And now I have to go eat a pleasant holiday meal with all of these people and all I can think about is how I’m still half-asleep with a toe still in a universe where I just violently killed them all.