(via thefattishwonder)
Date: Apr. 4, 2013
Contact: James P. Judge
Media & Public Relations Manager
BluePearl Veterinary Partners
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NYPD Officer’s Cat Missing for 2 Years Found, Returned by Zombie
NEW YORK – Late Saturday night, the “Times Square Zombie” was walking on 42nd Street in Midtown Manhattan when he saw a black and white cat running rampant in the middle of the street.
Jeremy Zelkowitz, a 22-year-old Brooklyn native, who works as a promoter and dresses in character as a zombie for Times Scare, a year-round haunted house located on Eighth Avenue, saw the fugitive cat trying to enter Dallas BBQ and later Starbucks.
According to Zelkowitz, the cat then darted on and off of the road interrupting traffic. That’s when he and a friend decided to help and took the curious cat to nearby BluePearl Veterinary Partners specialty and emergency hospital in Manhattan on 55th Street.
Once at BluePearl, doctors used a microchip scanner and were able to determine the cat, named Disaster, belonged to Jimmy Helliesen, a Long Island resident and New York City Police Officer.
“When our staff initially called Mr. Helliesen, he couldn’t believe it and thought we were playing a practical joke on him,” said Steve Baker, hospital administrator of BluePearl in Manhattan. “He said Disaster had gone missing two years ago.”
According to Helliesen, he has been fostering cats at his home in Long Island that wind up at the precinct where he works until he can find them a home with suitable owners. Disaster was one of the first he took in, but about two years ago, he managed to claw through a screened window and got loose.
“This really goes to show the importance of micro-chipping your pets,” said Baker. “If you and your pet are separated, sooner or later, the odds of you and your pet being reunited are more likely thanks to this affordable technology.”
Micro-chipping is an inexpensive procedure where a tiny, rice-sized microchip is implanted under the pet’s skin and can be used by veterinarians or animal service workers to find the pet’s owner.
No one may ever know the full story of where Disaster spent the past two years or how he got from Long Island to Manhattan, but he has been reunited with Helliesen and is back at home in Long Island.
This is doing things to my feelings, oh my god I’m so happy for them, what a tragic thing that worked out omg.

(also, this is another added benefit of choosing to rescue from shelters, because at least around here they do a complimentary microchipping as part of the very reasonable adoption fee)
(via tardis-stowaway)
Remember that time I made all the cats in our house into people in The Sims?
Well now I’ve made all the people in our house into cats (per their own instruction regarding how they’d like to look).
From top to bottom, we have:
Playing a game where our cats keep us as pets is honest to goodness the most fun I have ever had playing The Sims.


Awwww, look! Synchronicity!
I made all the cats in our house into sims and then gave them free will.

Jack went dumpster diving.

Boba Fett snuck up on Anyanka for fun and Anyaka didn’t react well.

Godric took a nap.

And Romana avoided everyone and cleaned things that were never dirty.
My roommate’s cat first wailed at the door to be let in and then as I was laying on my stomach playing Marvel: Avenger’s Alliance on my laptop refused to be anywhere that wasn’t right under my face.
So this is the position I played in and when I got up my arms hurt.
Tiny little monster.
My dorky cats and the characters they were named for.
You will need the following items for this spell:
- cat hair (for the color you want to be)
- milk
- a yellow candle
- bowl
- and a voice
Casting Instructions for ‘turn into a cat Spell’
light the candle fill the bowl with milk and put the hair in it
then chant
cats are cunning cats are wise
cats can rise
make me small make me fast
turn me into cat
then start licking the milk from the bowl like a cat.

perfect
By Søren Gylling [imgur]
“I was so scared, Mr. Fireman, plz never let me go. ;_;”
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