Me: I always wonder why there’s a penguin in Cirith Ungol. 

Roommate: That’s not a penguin!

Me: It looks like a penguin to me.

Me: Which raises the very important question:

Me: Why would a penguin want to go to Mordor?

Roommate: It’s not-

Me: I mean, Mordor doesn’t seem like a very penguin-friendly climate…

Roommate: It’s not a penguin. 

Me: Maybe it was on a penguin-quest? I would read that book. About the penguin who was also fighting the will of Sauron. 

Roommate: Except that it’s not a penguin. 

Me: I mean, the oliphaunt in the room right now is, How did that penguin get there?

Roommate: It’s not a penguin! It’s a crebain! 

Me: Don’t be stupid, crebain aren’t penguins. 

Roommate: I hate you.

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   It is definitely a penguin.

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   I thought that was a penguin too!

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