Um, hey, Godric? My mother spent more money than I’d care to admit buying me that air cleaner to protect my health from the dander produced by cats. Cats like you.
I promise, it’s nothing personal. What I’m saying here is that maybe laying directly on top of it is counter-productive.
Like, you see those sensors on the right turning red? I think that might have something to do with you laying across them. So, um, could you please move?
Whatever you want.