July 20, 2012

Um, hey, Godric? My mother spent more money than I’d care to admit buying me that air cleaner to protect my health from the dander produced by cats. Cats like you.

Godric?

I promise, it’s nothing personal. What I’m saying here is that maybe laying directly on top of it is counter-productive. 

Godric?

Like, you see those sensors on the right turning red? I think that might have something to do with you laying across them. So, um, could you please move?

No?

Okay then. 

No problem. 

Whatever you want.

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