Going to Gallifrey One TONIGHT
I AM SO EXCITED. I FUCKING LOVE THIS CON.
On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I...– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook) A very good post on casual sexism and the asshole apologists who defend it. (via stfuapologists)
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
NO BODY NO
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR DRUGS DO NOT GO TO SLEEP YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE TIRED YOU STILL HAVE SHIT TO DO IT IS ONLY 7 YOU NEED TO WORK
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide (via grrrlstudies)
I want to go for a walk but I AM BUSY AND I SHAN’T. Even though I want to. The rain just looks so lovely.
talesoftherin replied to your post: Watching the most recent Once Upon a Time episode This episode made me want to THROW THINGS AT THE SCREEN and I probably would have if I weren’t watching on my laptop. :( It’s kind of a relief to hear that honestly, because trooping through the Once Upon A Time tags, they’re just filled with OMG RUMBELLE 4EVA, I LOVED THIS EPISODE. ALL MY FEELS. ...
Watching the most recent Once Upon a Time episode
spoilers as I record my thoughts, because this is the Beauty and the Beast episode and I fucking love that movie. - Belle starts out as a princess and/or nobility in this version. Already making a frowny face. - Gaston is good? mixed feelings - Not just for this story, but in general I have mixed feelings about Rumplestiltskin being the mastermind behind fucking everything. I get that...